like now because ure all noobs or trained noobs i thought like i would try n put some of my uber gay faggot wisdom so maybe in like 100 or 200 years u can anal secks almost as much as me (this will be because of my enevitable death)
lesson 1: If you eat like a motherfucking homosexual faglord ass-humping bitch faggot, you will be seckzed like a motherfucking homosexual faglord ass-humping bitch faggot
lesson 2: People do not run faster with a knife in real life, in fact this can get u arrested and actually slow you down and probably incur some sort of man on man sex in jail
lesson 3: just because u can shoot semen in man anus does not mean u will survive in any other game
lesson 4: zombies dont get knockback when u semen on them
lesson 5: i am not pro, i am a fat motherfucking homosexual faglord ass-humping bitch faggot n00b lolz.
lesson 6: LOLOLLOLOOLOLLOLOOOLOL!!1!1! N00b roflPhag